I'm back y'all.
As you may have noticed, I have been very quiet as of late. Partly because I'm super-busy at work and at work is where I do my blogging (as everyone should), partly because I've been feeling uninspired, and partly because I just don't think there's anything left to write about.
Boy, I was wrong.
I've been working for the past six months (can't believe it's been SIX months!) at a law firm, where I specialize in family law. You know what that means, don't you? It means I get some fucked up shit wandering in and out of this office. From divorces, to child custody battles, I hear some whacked out stories. And if you should know anything about me, it's that I LIVE FOR WHACKED OUT-FUCKED UP STORIES. Especially other people's stories (mine are not that amusing to me, obviously). I mean, this job is right up my alley considering I live for stories like the ones I get paid to hear!
I realized that I am living awesome material RIGHT HERE. I also know that as long as I am not giving out personal information (like names and shit) that it's no breach of confidentiality to tell all of you about the crazy situations that I encounter.
I'm going to get working on organizing a few of my most recent doozies. Look for my next post when you'll be introduced to the wonderful world of being a family law attorney.
