Monday, May 24, 2010


I'm back y'all.

As you may have noticed, I have been very quiet as of late.  Partly because I'm super-busy at work and at work is where I do my blogging (as everyone should), partly because I've been feeling uninspired, and partly because I just don't think there's anything left to write about.

Boy, I was wrong.

I've been working for the past six months (can't believe it's been SIX months!) at a law firm, where I specialize in family law.  You know what that means, don't you?  It means I get some fucked up shit wandering in and out of this office.  From divorces, to child custody battles, I hear some whacked out stories.  And if you should know anything about me, it's that I LIVE FOR WHACKED OUT-FUCKED UP STORIES.  Especially other people's stories (mine are not that amusing to me, obviously).  I mean, this job is right up my alley considering I live for stories like the ones I get paid to hear!

I realized that I am living awesome material RIGHT HERE.  I also know that as long as I am not giving out personal information (like names and shit) that it's no breach of confidentiality to tell all of you about the crazy situations that I encounter. 

I'm going to get working on organizing a few of my most recent doozies.  Look for my next post when you'll be introduced to the wonderful world of being a family law attorney.