Quote of the Day

Before I get to the "Quote of the Day" you must first realize that the old game, Rock-Paper-Scissors is used in my house as a means to solve quarrels, to make decisions and also to just show off how awesome you are at some random game...now on to the quote...

"What? You chicken? Bawk, bawk, bawk..." (said in a taunting manner) by Daughter to Husband while we were driving home last night. I had just spanked Husband in best 2 out of 3, and now daughter wanted to take her turn at tanning Daddy's hide. I wouldn't have been at all surprised either, to have turned around and seen her flapping her chicken wings to accompany the bawking. It was just so funny to hear her little voice (it was practically in my ear) teasing and taunting him. And never one to turn down a challenge, Husband proceeded to play Rock, Paper, Scissors with Daughter. Both confident they were going to win.

Sadly, he beat her. However, this taunting will live on forever in our collective hearts, as I believe I've never heard these words come out of her mouth in this exact way...I nearly peed my pants when I had to repeat it for Husband because he didn't hear her say it the first time (as he was too busy doing some Rock-Paper-Scissors mindgame bullshit on her).

I'm sure the day will come when she will get her revenge. Until then, I am the reigning Queen Supreme of RPS! I am undefeated.

Where's that dang tiara...????

Quote of the Day

"I like it when you take your top off." -- Daughter to me, while we were driving around today in my SUV. It has a sunroof (which is what she was referencing when she said "top".)

The response in my head that I didn't say outloud -- "Yeah. So does Daddy."

Ba-da-bump. :)

Quote of the Day

"I was sad because I had no shoes,

Until I saw a lunch room that had no paper towel."

--Anonymous

This little gem came courtesy of the wrapped gift that I found on my desk this morning. I unwrapped the item, and found it was a roll of paper towel. Everyone in the office received a wrapped roll of paper towel. Apparently, someone was a little miffed when there was no paper towel in the lunch room -- so much so, he invested in 40 rolls for all his coworkers.

Quote of the Day

"You can call me 'cupcake' if you want." -- Daughter, last night, after deciding that "Cupcake" was her newest favorite nickname (and I had to call her "Cupcake" for the rest of the evening)