Who's that asshole that was on the news last night apologizing to BP (some asshole Senator or Congressman or someone)? What a douche. And I love how he backpetaled and retracted his apology. His political staff probably shit a brick after his apology and then went spontaneously blind. Hysterical.
I'm feeling particular lazy today and haven't gotten shit done at work. Eh. It's Friday, and dammit, I deserve to blow shit off once in a while.
Did I tell y'all that I got a new car? I am the proud owner (actually, it's a lease...so technically, I'm a leasee) of a 2010 Ford Focus. I've had it 3 weeks. It's black and it's totally sweet. I thought I would hate it considering I was driving a SUV, but it's pretty kickass. It has the SYNC technology in it so I love calling people from my car. For some reason, that shit hasn't gotten old yet, even though I was screaming at the SYNC yesterday because I was trying to call "home" and the voice recognition chick kept thinking I was trying to call "Paul". Um...no. "hhhhhhhhoooooome". I wish I could have smacked the SYNC chick.
There's crazy whacked-out stuff going around here (i.e., work). The legal secretary walked out today and screamed down the hallway of our floor "I QUIT!" It was quite the bit of drama today. She ended up coming back after a couple of hours, but I am getting tired of all the stupid drama that goes on around here.
I realized today that there are no good Mexican restaurants around my workplace and that pissed me off. I love Mexican food. And no, Taco Bell doesn't count. I'm talking about the authentic Mexican food.
I hate Viagra commercials. Especially those "Viva Viagra" ones that are to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas" by Elvis. I just don't want to think about middle-aged men and their erectile dysfunction. EVER. Even when I'm middle-aged (which ain't that far off). I can't imagine some wife out there, who's been married like 30 years, all thrilled to death because her husband can finally now get as many boners as he wants. She's probably pissed. Pissed as all hell. And I understand men have to suffer through pad and tampon commercials, but seriously.
My daughter asked me the other day what "breastfeeding" was. As I struggled for an age-appropriate answer for about 3 seconds, she asked, "Is it gross?" I answered, "You might think so." To which she said, "Nevermind." YES! Dodged that bullet for the time being.