Tuesday, February 02, 2010

I Can't Resist...

Remember I posted about Gary Coleman the other day?  Well, seems I just ran across his mug shot the other day, and seriously....YIKES.  Dude is S-C-A-R-Y.  What happened it that cute, little cherub who said things like, "What you talkin' about, Willis?"  I miss that Gary Coleman.  He needs to embrace the fact that everyone remembers him as a child (typecast) and just run with it.  For Chrissake.  I'll never be famous.  I'd love it if all of America remembered me as some cute, chubby-cheeked little angel.  Wouldn't you?

<---------Gary Now









Gary Then ------------------------->










WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED????

5 comments:

YogaforCynics said...

Well, on top of the standard "whatever happened to baby Jane" issues affecting most child stars, there's the glandular condition or whatever that makes him continue to look like a child (like, even when he was on Diff'rent Strokes, I think he was a teenager playing an eight year old or something) (Emmanuelle Lewis was on, I think, the Surreal Life or one of those horrible shows some years ago, and seemed pretty messed up, too). I read something a while ago about how he'd married somebody and months later was still a virgin, and said something like "we haven't gotten around to it yet." What's really sad is that he's so desperate for publicity that he'd tell the media such embarrassing stuff as that...

Disaster girl said...

Im guessing that the teeny tiny box that media/society/people have put him in has caused much of this dysfunction. He looks very broken now.

confessor69 said...

Damn. The dude looks like a gargoyle.

Elle said...

Oh sweet jesus...wouldn't want to run into HIM in a dark alley. And he used to be so adorable!

Rachel Reprobate said...

'what the fuck happened??' is right..
he looks like he wants to rip off my head...
i do sort of feel bad for him though, along with most child stars